Roselle Park Post

1,2,3 Red Light! Hi Big Brother!

April 1, 2011

Those bureaucrats over at City Hall have really done it now! Maybe we should just change our name from Roselle Park to Proleselle Park after the book 1984 by George Orwell.

These vampiric monsters have voted to have cameras watch our every move in town. They claim it’s to lower taxes and prevent accidents but anyone with common sense knows that’s just DoubleSpeak for “We’re Watching You!”

Soon the police will be banging your door down to haul you in for spitting on the sidewalk. Hey, City Hall, you hearing me? How ’bout you put those cameras to good use and catch those people riding bikes on the sidewalks?

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