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Mayor & Council Too Lazy To Walk For Close Sessions

Like a bunch of children who think up a good idea but never actually act on it, mayor & council has yet again decided it’d
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Mayor Clueless Vs. Mayor Clouseau

Having lost the Republican ticket to Mike Yakety-Yak for the Republican candidate for RP mayor in 2014, Mayor Joke’s gonna make trouble for the Republican
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Mike Yakety-Yak Declares 2014 To Be The “Year Of No”

4th ward council Mike Yakety-Yak is making a splash this year by standing out from the crowd by deciding to start voting ‘no’ on things

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Local Candidates To Stop Trying To Sell Their Homes In Anticipation Of Running For Office Next Year

A recent trend of having councilmembers who ran because they “loved Roselle Park so much” immediately leave town after selling their houses has grown into

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Mayor OK After Being Locked Inside City Hall

Mayor Joe Accardi has recuperated after being locked in Borough Hall for the night when doors were closed on July 1st at 5 o’clock. Mayor
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Residents Claim Fallen Tree Stumps Increased Home Values

Roselle Park’s streets were being less and less tree-lined. Politicians cut them down without letting residents knowing. Then Sandy came. She tried to finish the

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New Election Ad Leaked!

In a faux-pas typical of Roselle Park politics, a pre-release version of a robo-call election plea from a candidate running for office has been leaked

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Godless Commie Pinko Mayor & Council Raise Taxes!!

In typical fashion, Roselle Park’s mayor & council show their true colors when nobody’s watching and show that they’re just puppets of that left-wing radical

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Roselle Park Changes Name To Rosa Park For One Month

In a move to bring tourism to our esteemed borough the governing body voted unanimously to change our town’s name for the month of February

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City Hall Stinks!!!!!!!

Everyone knows it stinks to go to Borough Hall and it’s a headache but now, with a new coat of ‘Asylum White’ paint that was

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