City Hall

Roselle Park Post

RP Dresses Up As X-Mas! Council Gets Pissed Off!!

Continuing the hardline tactics that have become all-too common with the current governing body, Emperor Joe II canceled Halloween and convened a special meeting with
[Read more]

RP Joins Up With Kearny To Do Shared Services In Secret

In a stunning and shocking move under the radar, those sneaks on Roselle Park council have conspired with the town of Kearny to have political
[Read more]

Obama Did It! Your Turn Jose!

Commander-in-Chief Barack Hussein Obama – psychopath, 44th President of the United States – has finally released his long-form birth certificate. While Roselle Park Post’s special

[Read more]

1,2,3 Red Light! Hi Big Brother!

Those bureaucrats over at City Hall have really done it now! Maybe we should just change our name from Roselle Park to Proleselle Park after

[Read more]

Mayor Joe I To Be New CFO

Former Mayor Joe DeIorio (aka Mayor Joe I or Joe the First) has been picked to be Roselle Park’s Chief Financial Officer.

“I’m baaack!” proclaimed

[Read more]