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Catholicism Adopts Violence Against Satire. So That Ends That Shit!

March 18, 2015

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Tired of being ridiculed everywhere, a Catholic sect has announced that they will revert to Inquisition tactics to deal with what they call heretics. Copying from radicals who use Islam for their idiocy, the sect has called itself CRISIS or Catholics Reverting to Inquisition Strategies to Implement Sacraments. They will begin targeting late-night talk show hosts, hack comics, Monty Python and the band XTC by ‘converting’ them to the way of Christ.

Their tagline is rumored to be “You Will Convert Or You Will Meet Jesus Early.”

It’s rumored that another Christian sect will be burning women who are defiant & uppity as witches.

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