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Christie Shows Everyone Just How Big His Balls Are

April 16, 2014

Christie Set Of Balls

“I just want to address the State about something. This is how big just one of my balls are! Just one! This big! You can imagine the set of balls I have to say that everything’s great with New Jersey’s economy, schools, and financial stability and outlook!”

The Governor continued with the press conference claiming that he’s a funny guy to hang around with and he’s not responsible for bad things in Jersey, just the good things. Anything bad is done by the people he’s picked to do things but they never told him when they were gonna do bad things so he’s in the clear.

He ended the press conference by again re-iterating, “So, like I said. This big!”

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