Roselle Park Post

Christie To Resign As Guv To Run For Prez!

June 29, 2015

Christie Resigns

Jersey Guv Christie is gonna break up with Jersey to try to chase America’s skirt!

Inside sources tell the Post that Christie is going to resign as governor at his announcement to run for president in 2016. This’ll allow him to avoid Jersey’s campaign finance contribution restrictions! You heard right, Jersey’s got laws against outrageous campaign contributions!

Hello Governor Guadagno! It’s pronounced like “Gwhat ya know” with the stress on the ‘know’.

Now your in the know!

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