Roselle Park Post

Space Tree Planted Then Marked For Removal!

February 22, 2013

A tree whose seedling was in space on a Space Shuttle mission was dedicated this month in front of the public library and shortly afterwards marked to be taken down by the town.

15 minutes after the tree dedication ceremony was completed, a ‘X” was marked on the young tree to have it removed. When reached for comment, a municipal worker stated, “We were told to take no chances with having this tree be a Body Snatcher type tree that would bring even more aliens into our town. We have enough of the illegal ones already. We don’t need no more.”


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