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Congress OKs Ban On “Gimme Shelter” For Movie Trailers

April 1, 2014

Gimme No More Shelter

“If I hear one more movie trailer with ‘Gimme Shelter’ in it I’m gonna rape, murder somebody,” said Illinois Congressman Chippy Chipperoo during the debate before the bill was voted on and passed unanimously by both Houses and signed by the President.

The President stated, “I hope this sends a clear message to the movie industry. We will sit through formulaic movies but its our trailers that should at least be original. Most times, they’re the best part of the whole movie-going experience.”

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