Roselle Park Post

Dispensary Comin’ To RP! We’re In The Money Ya’ll!

April 1, 2015

First we got a smoke shop! What’s next? You guessed right! A pot dispensary! Waiting for the Garden State to become the Weed State and legalize the Mary Jane, RP is gonna try to get a foothold once the wacky-tobacky gets a greenthumb light! RP’s gonna have their own dispensary at the Sullivan place!

Construction’s scheduled to start on 4/20.

An unnamed government rep was quoted as saying, “We gotta make up for all that money we use to get from the police pulling cars over and fining them for pot!”




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