Forget About Whether Or Not Santa’s Black Or White. Santa’s A Chick!

There have been some really ridiculous arguments about whether Santa Claus is white or black but everyone’s missing out on basic Spanish to realize that Santa’s really a chick.

San Diego, San Francisco, San Antonio . . . men.

Santa Barbara, Santa Ana, Santa Monica . . . women.

Santa Claus.

Woman.

We now return to our regularly scheduled program about discussing someone who may or may not have existed and did or did not do what he or she has been caricatured into in the modern age.