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Gay Sex Marriage Safe In America! Gay Marriage Next!

February 13, 2015

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Count your lucky stars you straight people! A wind was a-blowing that had politicians rallying to outright ban gay sex marriage. That meant trouble for all straights who like to dabble in the, shall we say, unconventional acts of coitus. Not to worry though cuz when politicians realized that gay sex is any sex that isn’t done for the sake of procreation (oral, anal) they put a stop to that. They got panicked when they saw the Bible said that the act is the sin, not the person. God don’t hate gays, He hates gay sex.

That moment of clarity might be the light at the end of the flesh tunnel for gay marriage! The bad side to all of it is when gay divorce becomes a staple, kids’ll have to read books like “I Have 3 Dads”

 

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