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GOP Convention: The Good, The Bad, & Clint

September 1, 2012

NJ Governor Christie ignored the nay-sayers when they told him to “Go the hell back home, there’s a hurricane a-comin’!” when Isaac was headed up the Gulf and the convention was shortened by a day. That go-getter attitude propelled the Republican National Convention into the spotlight as speaker after speaker talked about the terrible job Czar Barack Obama is doing while doing the smart thing of leaving Republican Candidate Mitt Romney’s plan a secret.

“Heck I don’t care, he’s not a Muslim!” exclaimed one convention goer when asked about Mitt Romney’s plan for America if voted into office. The entire gala was a bit marred when Clint Eastwood took the stage to endorse Mitt.

We’ve found out that the empty chair was a last minute change from Clint’s original idea. He wanted to bring the orangutan Clyde from his “Any Which Way” film series up on stage and address him as Barack Obama.

“Uhh, yeah,” said a spokesman for the convention, “We kinda thought of having Clint address a monkey by calling him Obama wasn’t the best course of action to take.”

Ever the artist, Clint will go ahead with his idea and start filming his next movie “Gran Turismo II: Get the Hell Off My Lawn Chair.”

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