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Jack Black A No-Show For Boro Black History Month!

March 18, 2015

Jack Blackface

‘Too good for us’ Jack Black decided not to show up for RP’s Black History month celebration last month. Reps for the zany comedian said they thought the request was a joke, and a bad one at that. They claimed, “Mr. Black has no idea why your town would invite him to such an event. He admires the accomplishments by African-Americans but hopes that he was not asked to come simply because his last name is Black.”

There was some blowback from the event cuz certain Parkers frowned upon distinguishing such a population of our town cuz it’s meant to separate us true Parkers.

“It’s ridiculous!”, said one Parker, “We’re all Parkers. There’s no this-Parker or that-Parker. But what can you do. Everybody’s gotta be catered to. Anyway, Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”

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