Roselle Park Post

Mayor OK After Being Locked Inside City Hall

August 5, 2013

Mayor Joe Accardi has recuperated after being locked in Borough Hall for the night when doors were closed on July 1st at 5 o’clock. Mayor Joe thought late hours were going to begin but nobody told him from the staff that it wasn’t the case.

After the mayor found himself with lights out and the front doors locked, he spent his time foraging for food, separating trash people threw in garbage bins into the correct recycling receptacles, cleaning the glass case of former mayors, and trying to catch Groundhog Phil who the mayor discovered had infiltrated Borough Hall for shelter.

The next morning Mayor Joe was found asleep in the upstairs lobby to his office but in good spirits clutching an as yet unspecified object. He made no comment but his spokesperson Momica Chanta stated, “The rumors that there was a lack of communication between workers and elected officials as to when late hours would start are just that – rumors. The mayor was testing out to see if residents were really paying attention by purposely putting the dates a week earlier. He also was looking for missing letters on the notice board by the clerk’s office and the time just got away from him.”

Also, Momica Chanta provided an update on Mayor Accardi’s pursuit to hire a CAO. She said, “We can’t get into details but only giving a first name for confidentiality, Mayor Accardi says he will propose that ‘Wilson’  be considered for the position since he helped him during his night at Borough Hall.

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