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Michele Bachmann To Star In Biopic Of Herself

August 5, 2013

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In order to pay for her mounting legal bills to fight probes into her campaign finances and to set the record straight, Michele Bachmann has decided to star in a film about her life called “The Shining” to showcase how God has shined His light on her to break through the doors of liberalism and socialism to speak for real Americans. When asked if she was aware of the actual original film by Stanley Kubrick and that her movie poster resembles that classic, the resigning senator answered, “I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out: Are they pro-America or anti-America?”

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