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N. Korean Pop Star “PSY”ko Releases Best Album Of All Time

August 5, 2013

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is also the nation’s biggest pop star under the name PSYko. Originally choosing the name Lil Kim, PSYko has released his first album and declared it to be the best album of all time while lambasting South Korean’s pop star PSY as an imitator.

NoKo’s PSYko stated he wrote the album as an alternative to bombing SoKo and the rest of the world, claiming that anyone who bought PSY’s Gundam Style should be erased off the face of the earth.

“It’s the best album of all time,” declared every critic an NoKo.

“It actually is an excellent album,” said New York Times rock critic Ben Ratliff, “It just happens to be Pink Floyd’s ‘Dark Side Of The Moon’.”

The album, which is just an exact duplication of the Pink Floyd Master masterpiece with a slightly different cover and titled “Dark Side Of The Sun Myung Moon”, has been at number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 since coming out and will remain so until Kim Jong Un enters immortality.

Roger Waters has threatened to sue but will write an album about it first.


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