Roselle Park Post

NO COMMENT Campaign Signs Starting To Sprout Up

June 1, 2015

The GOP from RP have pulled out all the stops to try to oust Simpleton from his council spot. Deemed a turncoat by the RP GOP Simpleton got into office as a Republican and quickly switched parties to become a Democrat.

Now that it’s gonna be election time, the Republicants plan to use Simpleton’s words against him by placing “NO COMMENT” lawn signs to their supporters to teach him a lesson. The sings were going to first say “Hey Dick Simpleton! Why Don’t You Go Fuck Yourself Instead Of Fucking Roselle Park!” but that was changed for the new sign shown below.

Word has it that Simpleton will switch back to become a Republican and run against himself.Sign

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