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Salt Water Taffy As State Candy Makes Perfect Sense

June 9, 2014

Salt Water Taffy

Made by accident due to a storm, sticky, addictive. It’d make sense that Jersey’s state candy would be salt water taffy. Nothing would be better to symbolize the Garden State’s other favorite food of elected officials – corruption. Now when they get caught with their hand in the jar they can claim they thought they were just reaching for some taffy and the graft got stuck in their grasp. It’ll be called the Graft Water Taffy defense.

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