Roselle Park Post

Storey In Cahoots With Electric Company & MORE!

December 25, 2015

The Post has scooped another story on Storey! We got her financials and found out that she’s in league with the electric company. She also just bought land in Vermont that grows Holiday Christmas trees! Looks like her entire anti-christian position was just a scheme to get sheeple to go all out with Christmas trees & lights! Mo money mo problems!

A photo exists showing her leaning back on her council chair after a meeting. She was lighting a cigar with one of her bundled $100 bills from all the rain she made from her investments. Story was overheard saying “Thanks you dopes! Merry Christmas to me!”

Christmas tree made from dollars

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