Roselle Park Post

Storey In Cahoots With Electric Company & MORE!

The Post has scooped another story on Storey! We got her financials and found out that she’s in league with the electric company. She also
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Council Sit In Front Of Old People. Merry Christmas!

Another exclusive scoop from the POST! The senior citizen ladies who had front row seats for the Christmas tree lighting in town got the boot!

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RPHS Tells Lazy Fat Bus Kids To Lose Weight!

RPHS is trying to save money and kids’ health but some namely pamby smothering daddies & mommies won’t have it. They’re crying the blues about
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Westboro Baptist Church Decided Not To Protest Tree

The Westboro Baptist Church was planning to boycott RP’s X-mas tree lighting  earlier this month. They wanted to be part of the circus and had

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Christie Changes State Event To Christie Tree Lighting

Jersey’s shrewd guv has done it again! Taking a page from Mayor Hoke, he immediately changed the annual Trenton event to “A Christie Tree Lighting”.

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Dyslexic Atheists Fight To Keep Sam In Christmas

Backwards thinking heathens want to destroy the reason for the season! Across this great country of God-fearing people billboards have popped up trying to kill
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ISIS Praises Donny Trump’s Muslim Ban

ISIS got an early Xmas gift when a plan they had cooking got help from Donny Trump! ISIS or ISIL and Daesh or whateer the
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RosHELL Park! Mayor Hoke Refuses To Close Satanic Church!!!

THIS JUST IN! Mayor Hokey’s in line with the Devil! The latest proof is a letter sent in by a concerned citizens from this great

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Christie To Resign As Guv To Run For Prez!

Jersey Guv Christie is gonna break up with Jersey to try to chase America’s skirt!

Inside sources tell the Post that Christie is going to

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Rupen Shah Appointed To Casano Center! Time To Get Those Indian Votes For Dems!

Council went through the motions to appoint Rupen Shah to be in charge of the Casano Center last month after telling everybody he was only
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