Townsfolk Protest Same Sex Massage Parlors

“It’s a long slippery slope,” said one protestor who was referring to a town ordinance that prohibits masseuses to be of the same sex as the client.

“No one can tell me who can or can’t touch my body!” yelled another.

Yet another, a wrestling coach, chimed in with, “This is what liberal, left-wing, homo-endorsed thinking gets you! Next, you’ll be saying it’s okay to have two guys get married! First it’s the massage parlors, next up, your kids gay!”

A separate protestor  stirred trouble when he showed up with a sign during the photo op.