Woman Copyrights The Word Copyright, Becomes Millionaire

A shrewd young entrepeneur has copyrighted the word copyright and is raking in the dough!

Charging one penny, Sue Vorenkamp has ingeniously used the copyright symbol and cent symbol to begin charging every book publisher, website, artist, and filmmaker to protect their work from theft. She immediately became a rich woman overnight as creative types had to decide whether to pay up or give their stuff away for free and realize something’s better than nothing. Anyone who copyrights without paying a penny will be sued by Miss Vorenkamp’s attorneys. The young millionaire has revealed she has submitted her paperwork to copyright the words “the”, “knah mean”, “like”, and then curse words.

Sue was quoted saying, “I’m gonna own all the words motherfuckers. Including the word ‘motherfucker’!”